Crash Test Dude

1. Introductory Remarks 1:53 2. Understand Your Man 3:04 3. An Aside Regarding Prostitution 1:09 4. Androgynous 3:38 5. I Want to Par‐tay 2:51 6. Oral Sex Is Proffered by in Order to Compensate a Customer for the High Ticket Price 0:34 7. Cocaine 4:13 8. Give Yourself a Hand 3:28 9. Trident Gum Theme 1:32 10. Da Do Ron Ron 3:48 11. A Discussion of Bowel Difficulties During the Performance 1:05 12. Afternoon and Coffeespoons 4:18 13. A Poem, “Scientific Management” Is Read 3:08 14. Keep a Lid on Things 2:42 15. A Hilariously Derisive Account of My Heritage Ensues, as I Banter On, Ever More Wittily, the Scotch Now Coursing Through My Body as I Experience an Ever‐increasing Alcohol‐induced Euphoria 1:00 16. Superman’s Song 5:00