Santa's Little Helper: Rarities, Oddities and Other Festive Diseases

1. The Golden Calf 6:52 2. X-Mas Time Again 5:04 3. The Bells of Saint Clint (Cool Guiness, Hot Sex) 3:48 4. Santa Claus Is Sick (Masturbation) 5:47 5. Here We Are (Jesus Loves Me) 6:22 6. Everyone Hates Me (Squishy Nice Thing) 4:52 7. It's Painful, Love (Getting It Up the Aishe) 6:06 8. I Can't Let Go 5:34 9. I Really Care (Supersick) 5:09 10. Blood on Your Hands (Injun Metal) 10:10 11. Turn Off the Light 6:10 12. The Spanker, Part One 4:35 13. Pee-Pee the Sailor 1:32