Songs for the Firing Squad

1. 911 Call: “Help I’ve Overdosed on Philosophy!” 1:25 2. Self Help Specialist Ends Own Life 1:55 3. I Am a Trans‐Continental Railroad, Please Run a Train on Me 1:11 4. Stop Calling Us Screamo 1:17 5. You Don’t Understand the Liquor Is Calling the Shots Now Randy BoBandy 1:05 6. You Can’t Get Goose Justice in Fox Court, Just Spit on the Judge 1:32 7. Atrocities From a Story Book Perspective 1:26 8. An Introduction for People Who Hate Introductions 1:02 9. Jimmy Buffett Doesn’t Even Surf 1:09 10. Soap Opera Stardom Is a Single Is a Single Tear Drop Away 1:22 11. Pep Talk From a Nihilist 1:28 12. Fashion Statements of the Socially Aware 1:40 13. Absolutely Absolute Absolution 1:42