Pain Olympics 2025 // FULL-LENGTH 1. I’m So Bad at Goodbyes 2:07 2. Chip’s Journey 1:33 3. I Go Where I’m Kicked 1:30 4. Thizzme Software 0:44 5. Soft & Obedient 1:17 6. Mouthful of Soup 0:38 7. Vomited Soul 1:52 8. Hospital Bed Blues 2:11 9. Costco High 1:19 10. Neck Pillow Suitcase 0:23 11. What Makes You Think the World We Live In 1:17 12. Pile of Dead Dogs 2:45
Hospital Bomber 2010 // EP 1. Je suis âme solitaire 0:17 2. Customary Impurity 1:38 3. Meathole 1:09 4. We Incompetent Sperm 1:41
Heavy Heavy Low Low 2009 // EP 1. H.D.Eye Hybrid Cyborg 1:40 2. Wasted 0:47 3. Are You OK Kiddo? (Fuck It version) 2:38 4. Inhalent Abuse 1:47 5. Pizza Party 1:35 6. Tragic Tragic Track Jacket 3:24 7. Texas Chainsaw Mascer‐uh (Fuck It version) 1:28 8. Tell Shannon Her Crafts Are Ready 2:19
Turtle Nipple and the Toxic Shock 2008 // FULL-LENGTH 1. Hahahahahahaha 0:38 2. Giant Mantis vs. Turtnip 2:17 3. How Many Dads… 0:38 4. 3000, 100 Points, 100 Pts, Gummy Octopi 2:02 5. H.D.Eye Hybrid Cyborg 1:38 6. Trot Line Beer Can 1:05 7. Toxic Shock Mt. Blues 1:41 8. R4TB3LLY 1:07 9. Eagle Mewnadria 3:36 10. Supernova Ninja Surfers 2:18 11. Is This Your Homework? 1:27 12. Green Genes 1:30 13. Wasted 0:45 14. Rotten Church/Mall/Parking Lot 1:57 15. Please, That Bitch Will Outlive Us All 15:52
Everything’s Watched, Everyone’s Watching 2006 // FULL-LENGTH 1. This Is Really Testing the Patience I’ve Never Had 0:33 2. A, S, V, L, N 1:27 3. Mall-Nutrition 1:55 4. Are You Okay, Kiddo? 2:17 5. I Forgot 2 and a Half Days 2:04 6. Texas Chainsaw Mascer-Uh 1:14 7. Kids, Kids, Kids 1:43 8. Buddy, You’re Making No Sense 2:27 9. There’s a Bat 1:12 10. Eating the Porridge and Killing the Bears 1:38 11. Party Girls 5:37
Steak, Tits, Football (I Hate Myself) 2006 // FULL-LENGTH 1. There’s a Bat (live) 1:29 2. A, S, V, L, N (live) 1:58 3. Texas Chainsaw Mascer‐Uh (live) 2:28 4. Tragic Tragic Track Jacket (live) 0:47 5. Mall‐Nutrition (live) 2:56 6. Inhalent Abuse (live) 1:49 7. Eating the Porridge and Killing the Bears (live) 2:30 8. Tell Shannon Her Crafts Are Ready (live) 3:33 9. Buddy, You’re Making No Sense (live) 2:31
Fuck It 2005 // EP 1. Are You Okay, Kiddo 2:36 2. Inhalent Abuse 1:45 3. Pizza Party 1:33 4. Tragic Tragic Track Jacket 3:23 5. Texas Chainsaw Mascar‐uh 1:26 6. Tell Shannon Her Crafts Are Ready 2:19
Courtside Seats… 2005 // EP 1. Pizza Party 1:29 2. Inhalant Abuse Is Illegal and Can Cause Permanent Injury or Be Fatal 1:44 3. There's a Bat! 1:13 4. Do You Like Guns? Would You Like to See My Passport? 1:42 5. Kids Kids Kids 1:47 6. You Killed the Bee but You Broke the Light, You Asshole 1:36 7. Very Dramatic 2:18 8. Saran Wrap Love Affair 1:19 9. Vaginal Blood and Construction Paper Cigarettes 2:28 10. [untitled] 3:54
Kids Kids Kids 2003 // EP 1. Sex Ed 0:23 2. Cheer Up Son, We All Make Mistakes 2:42 3. Cuddlefest Two Thousand and Three 2:20 4. Very Dramatic 2:27 5. Are We Art Guys 1:52 6. Kids Kids Kids 7:25