Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains

EST. 2000 // ORIGIN: Brattleboro

Band Biography

Current Lineup

Michael Schneeweis

Pat the Bunny

Former Members

Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains Discography & Release Catalog

Songs the Cops Didn’t Take (alternate versions, demos & live at Bandits HQ)

2023 // FULL-LENGTH

1. Fuck Cops (alternate version) 4:55 2. Politics of Holy Shit I Just Cut My Hand on a Broken Bottle (studio version) 5:18 3. Politics of Holy Shit I Just Cut My Hand on a Broken Bottle (alternate version) 4:56 4. No Trespassing Waltz (Shitty version) 2:42 5. No Trespassing Waltz (demo version) 2:55 6. Previously Unreleased (demo) 4:12 7. New Mexico Song (demo version) 4:19 8. New Mexico Song (demo version #2) 5:12 9. Church Hymn for the Condemned (demo version) 2:50 10. Election Song (demo version) 3:45 11. Harmony Parking Lot Song (demo version) 3:26 12. D.I.Y. Orgasms (demo version) 1:56 13. I Want Cancer for Christmas (demo version) 1:52 14. New Mexico Song (live at Bandits HQ) 4:40 15. Election Song (live at Bandits HQ) 2:26 16. Church Hymn for the Condemned (live at Bandits HQ) 2:25 17. D.I.Y. Orgasms (live at Bandits HQ) 1:36

FIGHT LIKE HELL • Recordings From 2004-2007

2019 // FULL-LENGTH

1. New Mexico Song 4:26 2. Church Hymn for the Condemned 2:19 3. Whiskey Is My Kind of Lullaby 3:24 4. Acid Song 2:35 5. Election Song 3:03 6. I Want Cancer for Christmas 1:46 7. Harmony Parking Lot Song 2:57 8. [untitled] 2:17 9. D.I.Y. Orgasms 1:40 10. "No Trespassing!" Waltz 2:44 11. Spraypaint and Alleyways 2:46 12. Crackhouse Song 2:00 13. Fuck Cops 4:39 14. It's Not My Revolution (Oi!) 5:26 15. As Free as the Rent We Don’t Pay 2:41 16. Skaggy 1:53 17. Tampa Bay Song 3:59 18. Where Is My Coffee? (Where Is It?) 1:18 19. Sellout Song 2:51

Live 1‐26‐07 Cortland, NY

2016 // FULL-LENGTH

1. New Mexico Song (partial) 3:17 2. Free as the Rent We Don’t Pay (partial) 1:09 3. Whiskey Is My Kind of Lullaby 3:19 4. DIY Orgasms / Where Is My Coffee 2:13 5. Green St. 2:18 6. Wagon Wheel 2:47 7. Harmony Parking Lot 2:48 8. Acid Song --:-- 9. Color in Your Cheeks 2:17 10. Going to Georgia 1:44 11. This Year 2:06 12. Tampa Bay Song 2:14 13. Fuck Cops / Skaggy 1:49 14. No Trespassing Waltz 2:30 15. Crackhouse Song 1:56 16. Sellout Song 2:28

Live at Double‐A’s

2007 // FULL-LENGTH

1. Free as the Rent We Don’t Pay 3:02 2. (You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party) 2:42 3. Harmony Parking Lot Song 3:24 4. Whiskey Is My Kind of Lullaby 3:44 5. Acid Song 2:39 6. New Mexico Song 4:45 7. DIY Orgasms 1:25 8. Where Is My Coffee? (Where Is It?) 1:15

Is Dead!

2007 // FULL-LENGTH

1. New Mexico Song --:-- 2. Put Arsenic in the Frosting Next Time --:-- 3. Harmony Parking Lot Song --:-- 4. Election Song --:-- 5. Acid Song --:-- 6. Church Hymn for the Condemned --:-- 7. Whiskey Is My Kinda Lullaby --:-- 8. D.I.Y. Orgasms --:-- 9. As Free as the Rent We Don't Pay --:-- 10. Sellout Song --:-- 11. Skaggy --:-- 12. Crackhouse Song --:-- 13. Tampa Bay Song --:-- 14. No Trespassing! Waltz --:-- 15. Where Is My Coffee? (Where Is It?) --:--

Chaos Infiltration Squad

2006 // EP

1. As Free as the Rent We Don't Pay 2:42 2. Sellout Song 2:56 3. Skaggy 1:57 4. Crackhouse Song 2:04 5. Tampa Bay Song 4:02 6. No Trespassing Waltz 2:44 7. Where Is My Coffee? (Where Is It?) 1:18

Live! at Bandit H.Q.

2005 // FULL-LENGTH

1. I Figured Out How I Feel About You 2:42 2. Figure 8 2:00 3. The Devil and My Grandpa 2:18 4. A Song for Tomorrow 1:52 5. I Dare You to Live Forever 2:26 6. Oh Sister 2:49 7. Up the Punks 2:06 8. New Mexico Song 4:44 9. Election Song 2:30 10. Church Hymn for the Condemned 2:29 11. D.I.Y. Orgasms 1:40 12. The Politics of “Holy Shit I Just Cut My Hand on a Broken Bottle” (studio version) 5:18

Love Songs for the Apocalypse

2005 // FULL-LENGTH

1. New Mexico Song 4:30 2. Church Hymn for the Condemned 2:21 3. Whiskey Is My Kind of Lullaby 3:28 4. Acid Song 2:38 5. Election Song 3:05 6. I Want Cancer for Christmas 1:48 7. Harmony Parking Lot Song 3:00 8. [untitled] 2:17 9. D.I.Y. Orgasms 1:41 10. The Extinction of the Human Race 2:51 11. Kicking Your Shins 1:41 12. Fear Makes the World Go 'Round 0:27 13. World War 3 2:24 14. Righteous Indignation Saved the World 3:38 15. Ode to Freedom 5:14 16. Kill Me in My Sleep 3:15 17. So Long to the Ice Cream Bars 2:18 18. Bitter Hole in the Wall 2:21

Live at the Office

2005 // FULL-LENGTH

1. The New Mexico Song --:-- 2. Put Arsenic in the Frosting Next Time --:-- 3. Harmony Parking Lot --:-- 4. Election Song --:-- 5. Acid Song --:-- 6. Church Hymn for the Condemened --:-- 7. Whiskey is my Kind of Lullaby --:-- 8. D.I.Y. Orgasms --:--

Easter Sunday Hangover EP

2005 // EP

1. New Mexico Song 4:44 2. Fuck Cops 4:39 3. It's Not My Revolution (Oi!) 5:26

All Power to the Wingnuts!

2005 // EP

1. "No Trespassing!" Waltz 2:44 2. Spraypaint and Alleyways 2:45 3. Crackhouse Song 2:12

Caught in the Act of Not Being Awesome

2005 // FULL-LENGTH

1. New Mexico Song 4:23 2. Put Arsenic in the Frosting Next Time 1:28 3. Harmony Parking Lot Song 3:02 4. Election Song 2:40 5. Acid Song 2:29 6. Church Hymn for the Condemned 2:28 7. Whiskey Is My Kinda Lullaby 3:08 8. D.I.Y. Orgasms 1:46

Anarchy Means I Hate You

2003 // EP

1. Only Two of My Best Friends Are Actual People 2:44 2. Church Hymn for the Condemned 3:11 3. Fuck the Dictionary 1:38 4. D.I.Y. Orgasms 1:39 5. Below Good and Evil 1:00 6. I’m So Punk I Hate Punk 3:04 7. Put Arsenic in the Frosting Next Time 1:45 8. [untitled] 2:57 9. PUNKROCKANARCHY 1:31

Fire Hazard Demo

2003 // FULL-LENGTH

1. Skimming Bakunin 2:53 2. Church Hymn for the Condemned 3:08 3. Fuck the Dictionary 1:35 4. FLESREYLLIK 2:55 5. Only Two of My Best Friends Are Actual People 2:42 6. [untitled] 3:06 7. If by “Emo” You Mean “Drugs” 2:30 8. I’m So Punk I Hate Punk 3:02 9. Below Good and Evil 0:58 10. D.I.Y. Orgasms 1:36 11. Put Arsenic in the Frosting Next Time 3:59