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Splodgenessabounds
EST. 1978 // ORIGIN: Peckham
Band Biography
Current
Baby Greensleeves
Chrissie
Desert Island Joe
Max Splodge
Miles Flat
Pat Thetic
Roger Rodent
Ronnie Rocker
Squint
Two Pints Pearson
Wiffy Archer
Winston Forbe
Former
Discography
The Albums
2018 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
The Malcolm Opera: ’Course You Can Malcolm / Malcolm’s Mum / Blocked Up Noses Aren’t Much Fun
5:42
2.
Whimsy Zoom Zoom
3:27
3.
It’s That Sound
0:23
4.
I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber From Harlesden NW10
2:30
5.
Anarchy Chaos Stanley Ogden
2:25
6.
Blown Away Like a Fart in a Thunderstorm
1:48
7.
Poison Babies vs. Batman
4:56
8.
Two Little Boys
3:26
9.
Rolf
1:40
10.
I’ve Got Lots of Famous People Living Under the Floorboards of My Humble Abode
2:32
11.
Porky Scratchings
0:50
12.
Simon Templer
2:38
13.
Desert Island Joe
2:10
14.
What’s That Funny Noise?
1:44
15.
Wiffy Smells
1:51
16.
Two Pints (dub)
3:22
17.
Michael Booth’s Talking Bum
2:34
18.
Two Pints of a Lager
2:13
19.
We’re Pathetique
2:19
20.
Isubaleene, Part 2
3:25
21.
Horse
1:24
22.
Sox
2:01
23.
Butterfly
2:06
24.
Bicycle Seat
3:26
25.
Bicycle Seat (dub)
4:05
26.
Cowpunk Medlum: High Noon / Ghost Riders in the Sky / Bonanza
2:39
27.
Brown Paper
2:02
28.
Have You Got a Light Boy?
2:06
29.
Morning Milky
3:36
30.
Yarmouth 5–0
0:47
31.
Brown Paper (dub)
1:20
The Artful Splodger
2001 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Primrose of the Valley
1:15
2.
Bloody Disgrace
2:33
3.
Nausea, Vomiting, Diahorea
3:01
4.
A Fistful of Shitters
2:39
5.
Don't You Just Hate It
2:55
6.
Storm From the East
4:59
7.
The Laughing Policeman
2:41
8.
667, the Neighbour of the Beast
6:18
9.
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
1:55
10.
Woe Is Me
0:06
11.
A Tinny or Two
2:21
12.
Parallel Lines
2:14
13.
Not as Easy as It Looks
2:40
14.
I Don't Know, What Did I Do That For?
1:53
15.
Egg Sandwich
2:34
16.
What I Do Behind Closed Doors
6:31
I Don’t Know
2000 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Scrapyard
2:35
2.
My Socks Gone Down My Shoe
2:56
3.
Poochie
0:55
4.
I Wouldn’t Lie
1:58
5.
Having a Beer
2:44
6.
Lullaby of Mongolia
3:20
7.
Truncheon Meat Squad
2:22
8.
Poochie (slight return)
0:14
9.
I Don’t Know
3:10
10.
Mongols on the Streets of London
2:36
11.
I’m Angry
3:16
12.
Singing Out of Tune
2:19
13.
Ghengis Khan
3:14
14.
The Things That Make the Mongols So Great
4:04
15.
Patrick Moore (He Talks to Me)
4:44
Live and Loud
1996 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Keep Britain Tidy
2:33
2.
Boozanza
3:12
3.
Every Second Counts
4:44
4.
Spirit of Keith Moon
3:48
5.
Guest List
2:16
6.
Goodbye Forever
2:36
7.
Blown Out Again
3:46
8.
Ghost in My Bedsit
3:43
9.
Maniac
2:21
10.
Banned from the Pubs
3:44
11.
Elvis Is Dead
2:36
12.
September, Pt. 3
4:15
13.
Moped Lads
1:10
14.
Vicars
2:07
15.
Intro
1:09
16.
Hold Your Cherries
2:20
17.
Crabs
2:14
18.
I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber from Harlesden NW10
2:53
19.
Tough Shit Wilson
5:04
20.
Two Little Boys
3:26
21.
Pathetique
2:49
22.
Bohemian Walkway
1:46
23.
Morning Milky
2:58
24.
Michael Booth's Talking Bum
3:24
25.
The Butterfly Song
2:44
26.
Two Pints of Lager
4:12
A Nightmare on Rude Street
1991 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Touch of the Rods (A Day in the Life of a Quireboy)
3:08
2.
Answers on a Postcard
2:24
3.
Double Entendres (Song for Finbarr)
2:25
4.
Lemmy's Mole (Wart?)
3:04
5.
Lager in the House
3:09
6.
Go the Whole Hog
3:12
7.
Dangerous
2:58
8.
Not Many People Know That
3:02
9.
Haemorrhoids
1:59
10.
Rude Boy
3:05
11.
They're Coming to Take Me Away
2:15
Live and Loud!!
1988 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Intro
1:09
2.
Hold Your Cherries
2:20
3.
Crabs
2:14
4.
I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber From Harlesdon NW10
2:54
5.
Tough Shit Wilson
5:05
6.
Two Little Boys
3:27
7.
Pathetique
2:50
8.
Bohemian Walkway
1:47
9.
Morning Milky
2:58
10.
Michael Booth's Talking Bum
3:25
11.
The Butterfly Song
2:45
12.
What's That Funny Noise
--:--
13.
Two Pints of Lager
4:12
14.
Big Boys Shorts
--:--
15.
Shang a Lang
--:--
In Search of the Seven Golden Gussetts
1982 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Pooh 'Oo's Trumped
--:--
2.
In Search of the Seven Golden Gussetts
--:--
3.
Old 'Ya Cherries
--:--
4.
Tough Shit Wilson
--:--
5.
My Baked Bean
--:--
6.
Crabs
--:--
7.
Overdramatic Songs (In Very Low Voices)
--:--
8.
Freefall From Paradise
--:--
9.
Graffiti
--:--
10.
Renfrew
--:--
11.
A Very Unfunny Comedian?
--:--
12.
What's Thru This Doorrrr...
--:--
13.
Pathetique
--:--
14.
Pilchard Freak
--:--
15.
Mouth and Trousers
--:--
16.
We Luv We
--:--
17.
Give It Some Bollox
--:--
18.
No No Yeah
--:--
19.
Les Splodge Singers (The Better)
--:--
20.
'Ole in the Wall
--:--
21.
Slooshalongamax
--:--
22.
Cigarette
--:--
23.
Seven Golden Gussetts (reprise)
--:--
Splodgenessabounds
1981 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
The Malcolm Opera
5:38
2.
Whimsy Zoom Zoom
3:26
3.
It’s That Sound
0:23
4.
I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber From Harlesden NW10
2:25
5.
Anarchy Chaos Stanley Ogden
2:25
6.
Blown Away Like a Fart in a Thunderstorm
1:48
7.
Poison Babies vs. Batman
4:56
8.
Two Little Boys
3:26
9.
Rolf
1:39
10.
I’ve Got Lots of Famous People Living Under the Floorboards of My Humble Abode
2:30
11.
Porky Scratchings
0:51
12.
Simon Templer
2:36
13.
Desert Island Joe
2:08
14.
What’s That Funny Noise?
1:43
15.
Wiffy Smells
1:51
16.
Two Pints (dub)
3:21
Two Little Boys
1980 // EP
1.
Two Little Boys
3:27
2.
Saying Goodbye to His Horse
1:23
3.
Sox
2:02
4.
The Butterfly Song
2:07