The Albums 2018 // FULL-LENGTH 1. The Malcolm Opera: ’Course You Can Malcolm / Malcolm’s Mum / Blocked Up Noses Aren’t Much Fun 5:42 2. Whimsy Zoom Zoom 3:27 3. It’s That Sound 0:23 4. I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber From Harlesden NW10 2:30 5. Anarchy Chaos Stanley Ogden 2:25 6. Blown Away Like a Fart in a Thunderstorm 1:48 7. Poison Babies vs. Batman 4:56 8. Two Little Boys 3:26 9. Rolf 1:40 10. I’ve Got Lots of Famous People Living Under the Floorboards of My Humble Abode 2:32 11. Porky Scratchings 0:50 12. Simon Templer 2:38 13. Desert Island Joe 2:10 14. What’s That Funny Noise? 1:44 15. Wiffy Smells 1:51 16. Two Pints (dub) 3:22 17. Michael Booth’s Talking Bum 2:34 18. Two Pints of a Lager 2:13 19. We’re Pathetique 2:19 20. Isubaleene, Part 2 3:25 21. Horse 1:24 22. Sox 2:01 23. Butterfly 2:06 24. Bicycle Seat 3:26 25. Bicycle Seat (dub) 4:05 26. Cowpunk Medlum: High Noon / Ghost Riders in the Sky / Bonanza 2:39 27. Brown Paper 2:02 28. Have You Got a Light Boy? 2:06 29. Morning Milky 3:36 30. Yarmouth 5–0 0:47 31. Brown Paper (dub) 1:20
The Artful Splodger 2001 // FULL-LENGTH 1. Primrose of the Valley 1:15 2. Bloody Disgrace 2:33 3. Nausea, Vomiting, Diahorea 3:01 4. A Fistful of Shitters 2:39 5. Don't You Just Hate It 2:55 6. Storm From the East 4:59 7. The Laughing Policeman 2:41 8. 667, the Neighbour of the Beast 6:18 9. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 1:55 10. Woe Is Me 0:06 11. A Tinny or Two 2:21 12. Parallel Lines 2:14 13. Not as Easy as It Looks 2:40 14. I Don't Know, What Did I Do That For? 1:53 15. Egg Sandwich 2:34 16. What I Do Behind Closed Doors 6:31
I Don’t Know 2000 // FULL-LENGTH 1. Scrapyard 2:35 2. My Socks Gone Down My Shoe 2:56 3. Poochie 0:55 4. I Wouldn’t Lie 1:58 5. Having a Beer 2:44 6. Lullaby of Mongolia 3:20 7. Truncheon Meat Squad 2:22 8. Poochie (slight return) 0:14 9. I Don’t Know 3:10 10. Mongols on the Streets of London 2:36 11. I’m Angry 3:16 12. Singing Out of Tune 2:19 13. Ghengis Khan 3:14 14. The Things That Make the Mongols So Great 4:04 15. Patrick Moore (He Talks to Me) 4:44
Live and Loud 1996 // FULL-LENGTH 1. Keep Britain Tidy 2:33 2. Boozanza 3:12 3. Every Second Counts 4:44 4. Spirit of Keith Moon 3:48 5. Guest List 2:16 6. Goodbye Forever 2:36 7. Blown Out Again 3:46 8. Ghost in My Bedsit 3:43 9. Maniac 2:21 10. Banned from the Pubs 3:44 11. Elvis Is Dead 2:36 12. September, Pt. 3 4:15 13. Moped Lads 1:10 14. Vicars 2:07 15. Intro 1:09 16. Hold Your Cherries 2:20 17. Crabs 2:14 18. I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber from Harlesden NW10 2:53 19. Tough Shit Wilson 5:04 20. Two Little Boys 3:26 21. Pathetique 2:49 22. Bohemian Walkway 1:46 23. Morning Milky 2:58 24. Michael Booth's Talking Bum 3:24 25. The Butterfly Song 2:44 26. Two Pints of Lager 4:12
A Nightmare on Rude Street 1991 // FULL-LENGTH 1. Touch of the Rods (A Day in the Life of a Quireboy) 3:08 2. Answers on a Postcard 2:24 3. Double Entendres (Song for Finbarr) 2:25 4. Lemmy's Mole (Wart?) 3:04 5. Lager in the House 3:09 6. Go the Whole Hog 3:12 7. Dangerous 2:58 8. Not Many People Know That 3:02 9. Haemorrhoids 1:59 10. Rude Boy 3:05 11. They're Coming to Take Me Away 2:15
Live and Loud!! 1988 // FULL-LENGTH 1. Intro 1:09 2. Hold Your Cherries 2:20 3. Crabs 2:14 4. I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber From Harlesdon NW10 2:54 5. Tough Shit Wilson 5:05 6. Two Little Boys 3:27 7. Pathetique 2:50 8. Bohemian Walkway 1:47 9. Morning Milky 2:58 10. Michael Booth's Talking Bum 3:25 11. The Butterfly Song 2:45 12. What's That Funny Noise --:-- 13. Two Pints of Lager 4:12 14. Big Boys Shorts --:-- 15. Shang a Lang --:--
In Search of the Seven Golden Gussetts 1982 // FULL-LENGTH 1. Pooh 'Oo's Trumped --:-- 2. In Search of the Seven Golden Gussetts --:-- 3. Old 'Ya Cherries --:-- 4. Tough Shit Wilson --:-- 5. My Baked Bean --:-- 6. Crabs --:-- 7. Overdramatic Songs (In Very Low Voices) --:-- 8. Freefall From Paradise --:-- 9. Graffiti --:-- 10. Renfrew --:-- 11. A Very Unfunny Comedian? --:-- 12. What's Thru This Doorrrr... --:-- 13. Pathetique --:-- 14. Pilchard Freak --:-- 15. Mouth and Trousers --:-- 16. We Luv We --:-- 17. Give It Some Bollox --:-- 18. No No Yeah --:-- 19. Les Splodge Singers (The Better) --:-- 20. 'Ole in the Wall --:-- 21. Slooshalongamax --:-- 22. Cigarette --:-- 23. Seven Golden Gussetts (reprise) --:--
Splodgenessabounds 1981 // FULL-LENGTH 1. The Malcolm Opera 5:38 2. Whimsy Zoom Zoom 3:26 3. It’s That Sound 0:23 4. I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber From Harlesden NW10 2:25 5. Anarchy Chaos Stanley Ogden 2:25 6. Blown Away Like a Fart in a Thunderstorm 1:48 7. Poison Babies vs. Batman 4:56 8. Two Little Boys 3:26 9. Rolf 1:39 10. I’ve Got Lots of Famous People Living Under the Floorboards of My Humble Abode 2:30 11. Porky Scratchings 0:51 12. Simon Templer 2:36 13. Desert Island Joe 2:08 14. What’s That Funny Noise? 1:43 15. Wiffy Smells 1:51 16. Two Pints (dub) 3:21
Two Little Boys 1980 // EP 1. Two Little Boys 3:27 2. Saying Goodbye to His Horse 1:23 3. Sox 2:02 4. The Butterfly Song 2:07