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The Lancashire Hotpots
EST. 2006 // ORIGIN: Unknown
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Golden Crates v2
2022 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Chippy Tea
2:50
2.
You Could Get Hit by a Bus Tomorrow
3:31
3.
Egg, Sausage, Chips & Beans
3:00
4.
I Fear Ikea
2:46
5.
The Austerity Blues
2:23
6.
Resignation Song
2:36
7.
I'm Going to Poundland
2:54
8.
We Love the North
3:04
9.
The Perfect Pint
1:48
10.
Keys Wallet Phone
2:15
11.
Bitter Lager Cider Ale Stout
2:27
12.
Has the Bin Man Bin Mon?
2:35
13.
Shopmobility Scooter
2:50
14.
Cinema Smugglers
2:10
15.
Do the Dad Dance
3:21
16.
Mek Us a Brew
3:41
17.
The Baking Song
2:04
18.
Lean Forwards, Lean Backwards
2:47
19.
Thirsty Thursday
2:37
20.
He's Turned Emo
2:04
21.
The Beer Olympics
2:57
22.
Mum's for Tea
2:36
23.
The Girl From Bargain Booze
3:41
24.
Perks of the Job
4:05
25.
Carry You Home
2:45
Sing-a-longa Knees Up Jamboree!
2018 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Chippy Tea (Rock & Sausage Roll Version)
4:19
2.
Has The Bin Man Bin Mon?
2:33
3.
The Austerity Blues
2:21
4.
Keep Britain Boozing
3:09
5.
This Meat Pie Of Mine
2:35
6.
I'll Drive There, You Drive Back
2:39
7.
Lean Forwards Lean Backwards
2:45
8.
Get Whistling
2:51
9.
Waiting In For The Man
3:18
10.
P.O.L.K.A
2:37
11.
Bottles Bottles Everywhere
3:00
12.
It'll Be Reet
3:58
Back To The Rondy
2018 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Gig Intro
1:21
2.
Bitter Lager Cider Ale Stout
3:36
3.
You Could Get Hit By A Bus Tomorrow
4:33
4.
I'll 'Ave One Wi Yer
6:44
5.
Hip Meddow
3:51
6.
Dolby 5.1
8:01
7.
Cinema Smugglers
5:51
8.
Egg Sausage Chips & Beans
4:36
9.
Landlord, Lock The Door
7:50
10.
Me PSP
5:13
11.
Dibnah
6:08
12.
Don't Make The Polar Bears Cry
3:19
13.
Chippy Tea
4:18
14.
Encore Gubbins
3:34
15.
Mum's For Tea
2:37
Now’t Like the Eighties
2016 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Last Can Blues
--:--
2.
Do the Dad Dance
--:--
3.
Egg, Sausage, Chips & Beans
--:--
5.
6784
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6.
Black Friday
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7.
My Pianist
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8.
Fussy Eater
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9.
It’s a Barmcake
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10.
Lancashire’s for Me
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11.
Stop in the Name of Fudge
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12.
Dibnah
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13.
Do the Dad Dance (12 Inch Mix)
--:--
14.
What’s Up Hun?
--:--
A Fistful of Scratchcards
2015 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
The Tay-Barn Dance
2:57
2.
Cheer up Thom Yorke
3:41
3.
Nan's Blue Disabled Badge
2:20
4.
I'm Every Bloke
2:52
5.
In the Cloud
3:57
6.
Heartburn
3:04
7.
Take off Your Tabard
2:59
8.
Frozen Prison Blues
2:49
9.
The Day the Circus Came to Town (Johnny Cash Converter Version)
4:03
10.
Country Courtin'
2:07
11.
Thirsty Thursday
2:34
12.
Talking to Calcutta
3:32
13.
I'm Bustin' (Bonus Track)
3:02
14.
Talking to Calcutta (0845 Mix) [Bonus Track]
3:35
15.
I'm Going to Poundland (Chip Shop Forks' Party Megamix) [Bonus Track]
3:12
A Fistful of Scratchcards
2015 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
The Tay-Barn Dance
2:57
2.
Cheer Up Thom Yorke
3:41
3.
Nan's Blue Disabled Badge
2:20
4.
I'm Every Bloke
2:52
5.
In the Cloud
3:57
6.
Heartburn
3:04
7.
Take Off You Tabard
2:59
8.
Frozen Prison Blues
2:49
9.
The Day the Circus Came to Town (Johnny Cash Converter remix)
4:03
10.
Country Courtin'
2:07
11.
Thirsty Thursday
2:34
12.
Talking to Calcutta
3:31
Crust for Life
2013 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
The Wigan Church of Pies
--:--
2.
Purple Zone
--:--
3.
The Baking Song
--:--
4.
It Were a Brilliant Night
--:--
5.
Liquid Lunch
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6.
The Technical Support Song
--:--
7.
I’m Going to Poundland
--:--
8.
We Love the North
--:--
9.
My Wife Is an Ann Summers Rep
--:--
10.
Wowzers Me Trousers
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11.
’Pots on Pots
--:--
12.
Tissue in the Wash
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A Hard Days Pint
2012 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Lets Get Leathered
--:--
2.
Bitter Lager Cider Ale Stout (2012)
--:--
3.
It's the Beer Talking
--:--
4.
The Perfect Pint
--:--
5.
I'll 'Ave One Wi' Yer (Lock in mix)
--:--
6.
No Lock on the Door
--:--
7.
Designated Driver
--:--
8.
Did Your Spill My Pint
--:--
9.
The Barmaids Baps
--:--
10.
If I Had a TARDIS
--:--
11.
The Beer Festival
--:--
12.
The Beer Olympics (2012)
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13.
Last Man Standing
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14.
Kebablishment
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15.
The Girl From Bargain Booze (2012)
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Achtung Gravy
2011 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Mek Us a Brew
3:41
2.
You Could Get Hit by a Bus Tomorrow
3:30
3.
Hip Meddow
3:01
4.
Cottaging
1:55
5.
Shopping SOS
3:29
6.
OCD
3:03
7.
Has Anybody Seen My Dongle?
2:12
8.
I'll 'Ave One Wi' Yer
3:39
9.
Duvet Day
3:52
10.
Cash In Hand
2:38
11.
Face Like Thunder
2:32
12.
Lucy Meacock
3:00
13.
Three Rings
2:00
Criminal Record
2010 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Identity Fraud
2:18
2.
Landlord, Lock the Door
4:07
3.
I'd Take the Cars Off 'em
2:21
4.
Hardcore Quornography
3:06
5.
Sniffling Next Door's Broadband
1:48
6.
Cinema Smugglers
2:08
7.
Released Without Charge
2:29
8.
Perks of the Job
4:04
The Lancashire Hotpots' Christmas Cracker
2009 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Christmas Number One
--:--
2.
Happy Non Denomination Winter Festival Celebration
--:--
3.
Phew, What A Scorcher!
--:--
4.
It's Cliff-mas Time
--:--
5.
Without You This Christmas
--:--
6.
Santa Eckerslike
--:--
7.
Gaviscon Christmas
--:--
8.
Christmas Health & Safety Considerations
--:--
9.
Christmas In Lancashire
--:--
10.
The Trafford Centre
--:--
11.
Carry You Home
--:--
The Beer Olympics EP
2009 // EP
1.
The Beer Olympics
2:42
2.
Mek Us A Brew
3:44
3.
The Beer Olympics (Dance Remix)
3:03
4.
I Wont Eat Egg
1:48
Pot Sounds
2008 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Keys Wallet Phone
2:12
2.
I Fear Ikea
2:44
3.
I Heart Youtube
2:12
4.
Uncle Bernard
3:07
5.
Deirdre
1:57
6.
Don't Make the Polar Bears Cry
1:11
7.
ESC, ALT & F4
4:25
8.
Chav
3:02
9.
Indie Disco
3:27
10.
BOGOFF
3:01
11.
The Olympics
2:41
12.
On the Box
2:15
13.
The Girl From Bargin Booze
4:02
Never Mind The Hotpots
2007 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Chippy Tea
2:46
2.
I Met A Girl On Myspace
1:29
3.
He's Turned Emo
2:03
4.
Ebay 'Eck
2:40
5.
The Firewall Song
1:43
6.
Dolby 5.1
3:11
7.
This Lancashire Town
4:00
8.
Sat Nav
2:38
9.
Bitter Lager Cider Ale Stout
2:12
10.
Shopmobility Scooter
3:12
11.
A Lancashire DJ
2:09
12.
Me PSP
3:46
13.
Christmas In Lancashire
2:49
Never Mind The Hotpots... Live at The Citadel
1970 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Introduction
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2.
Bitter Lager Cider Ale Stout
--:--
3.
Chippy Tea
--:--
4.
I Met A Girl On Myspace
--:--
5.
Ebay 'Eck
--:--
6.
Dolby 5.1
--:--
7.
This Lancashire Town
--:--
8.
Sat Nav
--:--
9.
He's Turned Emo
--:--
10.
Shopmobility Scooter
--:--
11.
Keys Wallet Phone
--:--
12.
A Lancashire DJ
--:--
13.
Me PSP
--:--
14.
Chippy Tea (reprise)
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