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The Soft Boys
EST. 1976 // ORIGIN: Unknown
Band Biography
Current
Andy Metcalfe
Jim Melton
Kimberley Rew
Morris Windsor
Robyn Hitchcock
Former
Alan Davies
Matthew Seligman
Rob Lamb
Discography
I Wanna Destroy You / Near The Soft Boys
2020 // EP
1.
I Wanna Destroy You
2:53
2.
Old Pervert
3:52
3.
Kingdom of Love
4:11
4.
Vegetable Man
2:59
5.
Strange
3:00
Nextdoorland
2002 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
I Love Lucy
3:00
2.
Pulse of My Heart
3:46
3.
Mr. Kennedy
6:03
4.
Unprotected Love
3:18
5.
My Mind Is Connected…
4:05
6.
Sudden Town
3:45
7.
Strings
6:11
8.
Japanese Captain
3:24
9.
La Cherité
5:11
10.
Lions and Tigers
2:28
1976–81
1993 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole
3:51
2.
It’s Not Just the Size of a Walnut
4:10
3.
Ugly Nora
3:29
4.
The Yodelling Hoover
2:43
5.
Hear My Brane
3:54
6.
The Face of Death
3:15
7.
Wading Through a Ventilator
3:22
8.
Give It to The Soft Boys
1:36
9.
(I Want to Be an) Anglepoise Lamp
2:59
10.
Fatman’s Son
2:47
11.
Where Are the Prawns?
4:13
12.
Salamander
4:04
13.
Heartbreak Hotel
4:41
14.
Caroline Says
3:31
15.
We Like Bananas
2:51
16.
The Pigworker
4:38
17.
Do the Chisel
2:53
18.
The Return of the Sacred Crab
3:01
19.
That’s When Your Heartaches Begin
5:19
20.
The Book of Love
1:58
Rout of the Clones
-0001 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Blues in the Dark
4:12
2.
Bells of Rhymney
3:25
3.
Sandra’s Having Her Brane Out
4:00
4.
The Pigworker
5:06
5.
School Dinner Blues
2:23
6.
Cold Turkey
4:24
7.
Leppo & the Jooves
7:16
8.
Have a Heart Betty
6:40
9.
I Like Bananas
3:01
10.
Wading Through a Ventilator
4:03
11.
The Rat’s Prayer
3:32
12.
Give It to The Soft Boys
1:49
13.
Hear My Brane
3:45
14.
Return of the Sacred Crab
3:03
15.
Mystery Train
3:49
16.
Muriel’s Hoof / The Rout of the Clones
2:33
17.
(I Want to Be an) Anglepoise Lamp
2:48
18.
Poor Will & the Jolly Hangman
5:08
The Day They Ate Brick
-0001 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Millstream Pigworker
4:11
2.
Sandra’s Having Her Brain Out
3:53
3.
Human Music
4:27
4.
Look Into Your Mirror
3:12
5.
Ugly Nora
3:26
6.
Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole
3:22
7.
When I Was a Kid
5:23
8.
Rock ’n’ Roll Toilet
3:21
10.
Have a Heart, Betty
2:44
11.
Love Poisoning
4:47
12.
The Asking Tree
5:16
Side Three
-0001 // EP
1.
Narcissus
3:58
2.
Disconnection of the Ruling Class
3:11
3.
Each of Her Silver Wands
1:57
4.
Om
3:03
5.
Comin’ Through
5:04
6.
[untitled]
0:59
7.
Evil Guy
3:13
Wading Through a Ventilator
-0001 // EP
1.
The Yodelling Hoover
--:--
2.
Give It to the Soft Boys
--:--
3.
Vyrna Knowl Is a Headbanger
--:--
4.
Hear My Brane
--:--
5.
The Face of Death
--:--
6.
Wading Through a Ventilator
--:--
Near The Soft Boys
-0001 // EP
1.
Kingdom of Love
4:09
2.
Vegetable Man
2:57
3.
Strange
3:00
Where Are the Prawns?
-0001 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole
--:--
2.
The Face of Death
--:--
3.
The Queen of Eyes
--:--
4.
The Pigworker
--:--
5.
Underwater Moonlight
--:--
6.
Old Pervert
--:--
7.
Hear My Brane
--:--
8.
Where Are the Prawns?
--:--
9.
Insanely Jealous
--:--
10.
Kingdom of Love
--:--
11.
Give It to The Soft Boys
--:--
12.
Only the Stones Remain
--:--
13.
Zipper in My Spine
--:--
14.
I Wanna Destroy You
--:--
Live at the Portland Arms
-0001 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Give It to the Soft Boys
3:21
2.
Sandra’s Having Her Brain Out
4:29
3.
Give Me a Spanner, Ralph
3:20
4.
My Evaline
1:31
5.
Human Music
4:58
6.
I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones)
4:05
7.
Horns Large Horns
2:17
8.
Book of Love
2:09
9.
Wish I Had My Baby
1:51
10.
White Shoe Blues
2:19
11.
In the Mood
2:22
12.
That’s When Your Heartaches Begin
3:50
13.
Have a Heart, Betty (I’m Not Fireproof)
4:00
14.
The Duke of Squeeze
4:42
15.
All Shook Up
3:05
Invisible Hits
-0001 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole
3:27
2.
Have a Heart, Betty (I’m Not Fireproof)
2:38
3.
The Asking Tree
5:08
4.
Muriel’s Hoof / The Rout of the Clones
4:02
5.
Let Me Put It Next to You
2:01
6.
When I Was a Kid
5:03
7.
Rock ’n’ Roll Toilet
3:14
8.
Love Poisoning
4:34
9.
Empty Girl
4:57
10.
Blues in the Dark
4:12
11.
He’s a Reptile
4:14
Two Halves for the Price of One
-0001 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Only the Stones Remain
--:--
2.
Where Are the Prawns
--:--
3.
The Bells of Rhymney
--:--
4.
There’s Nobody Like You
--:--
5.
Innocent Boy
--:--
6.
Black Snake Diamond Rock
--:--
7.
Underwater Moonlight
--:--
8.
Astronomy Domine
--:--
9.
Outlaw Blues
--:--
10.
Mystery Train
--:--
Underwater Moonlight
-0001 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
I Wanna Destroy You
2:54
2.
Kingdom of Love
4:11
3.
Positive Vibrations
3:12
4.
I Got the Hots
4:45
5.
Insanely Jealous
4:16
6.
Tonight
3:44
7.
You’ll Have to Go Sideways
2:58
8.
Old Pervert
3:55
9.
Queen of Eyes
2:01
10.
Underwater Moonlight
4:18
A Can of Bees
-0001 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Give It to The Soft Boys
1:52
2.
The Pigworker
4:29
3.
Human Music
4:31
4.
Leppo and the Jooves
5:24
5.
The Rat’s Prayer
3:19
6.
Do the Chisel
3:03
7.
Sandra’s Having Her Brain Out
3:46
8.
Return of the Sacred Crab
2:55
9.
Cold Turkey
4:24
10.
School Dinner Blues (live)
2:15
11.
Wading Through a Ventilator (live)
3:47
1994-01-14: Live at The Concorde, Brighton
???? // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Do the Chisel
3:43
2.
Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole
3:51
3.
Face of Death
3:57
4.
Queen of Eyes
2:42
5.
Pig Worker
4:47
6.
Underwater Moonlight
5:26
7.
I Wanna Destroy You
2:59
8.
Hear My Brane
4:20
9.
Where Are the Prawns?
3:49
10.
Mystery Train
4:50
11.
Insanely Jealous
4:59
12.
Kingdom of Love
4:23
13.
Give It to the Soft Boys
2:39
14.
Old Pervert
5:23
15.
Zipper in My Spine
2:02
16.
Only the Stones Remain
3:17