I Like It When You Die

1. Jack Kevorkian Is Cool 0:41 2. ValuJet 1:28 3. You’ve Got No Friends 1:12 4. You Keep a Diary 1:12 5. You Own a Store 0:37 6. You Got Date Raped 0:49 7. Recycling Is Gay 0:36 8. You’re a Cop 1:50 9. You Can’t Shut Up 0:18 10. You’ve Got Cancer 0:31 11. We Just Disagree 0:32 12. Hungry Hungry Hippos 0:18 13. You Are an Interior Decorator 0:51 14. Pottery’s Gay 0:39 15. Rich Goyette Is Gay 0:53 16. Branscombe Richmond 1:35 17. You Live in Allston 0:53 18. You Are a Food Critic 0:54 19. Just the Two of Us 0:27 20. Your Band’s in the Cut‐out Bin 1:10 21. You’re Gay 0:37 22. You Look Adopted 1:17 23. Your Cousin Is George Lynch 0:10 24. You Have Goals 0:22 25. You Drive an IROC 0:55 26. You Play on a Softball Team 0:58 27. Because You’re Old 0:45 28. You Sell Cologne 0:30 29. Being a Cobbler Is Dumb 0:28 30. You Live in a Houseboat 0:45 31. Richard Butler 1:32 32. 311 Sucks 0:39 33. Your Kid Is Deformed 0:40 34. You Are an Orphan 1:06 35. You’re Old (Fuck You) 0:12 36. You Go to Art School 0:55 37. Your Best Friend Is You 0:53 38. You’re in a Coma 1:19 39. Windchimes Are Gay 0:10 40. No We Don’t Want to Do a Split Seven Inch with Your Stupid Fucking Band 0:28 41. Rene Auberjonois 0:41 42. The Internet Is Gay 0:25 43. Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You 1:12 44. Hootie and the Blowfish 0:38 45. You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You’re Gay) 0:22 46. Locking Drop Dead in McDonald’s 0:21 47. Technology’s Gay 0:25 48. Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp 0:36 49. I’m in Anal Cunt 0:20 50. You (Fill in the Blank) 0:26 51. Kyle from Incantation Has a Moustache 4:10 52. Bonus Track #3 0:08