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Anal Cunt
EST. 1988 // ORIGIN: Newton
Band Biography
Current
Seth Putnam
Former
Fred Ordonez
John Gillis
John Kozik
Josh Martin
Mike Mahan
Nate Linehan
Scott Hull
Tim Morse
Discography
Fuckin’ A
2011 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Fuck Yeah
2:04
2.
Crankin’ My Bands Demo on a Box at the Beach
4:25
3.
Loudest Stereo
2:54
4.
Kickin’ Your Ass and Fuckin’ Your Bitch
2:14
5.
Hot Girls on the Road
2:00
6.
Whiskey, Coke and Sluts
3:03
7.
All I Give a Fuck About Is Sex
1:44
8.
I’m Gonna Give You AIDS
3:11
9.
Yay! It’s Pink!
2:33
10.
I Wish My Dealer Was Open
5:25
Wearing Out Our Welcome
2011 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Beating Up Niggers That Sell Fake Crack
0:49
2.
One Man Ghetto
0:41
3.
Cop Calling Faggot
2:44
4.
Tsunasum
0:39
5.
Get On Your Knees Cunt
1:09
6.
Don’t Offer Me Weak Drugs Or I'll Kick Your Fucking Ass
0:34
7.
Wearing Out Our Welcome
1:03
8.
Nothings Offensive Anymore
1:02
9.
Wasting Time Writing Anal Cunt Songs
0:20
10.
Caring About Anything Is Gay
1:06
11.
We Are Anal Cunt
1:18
12.
Women: Nature's Punching Bag
0:50
110 Song CD
2008 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
110 Songs
21:25
Defenders of the Hate
2001 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
All Our Fans Are Gay
1:28
2.
Limp Bizkit Think They’re Black, but They’re Just Gay
0:48
3.
You Were Too Ugly to Rape, So I Beat the Shit Out of You
1:00
4.
Hebosaurus
0:30
5.
Even Though Your Culture Opresses Women, You Still Suck You Fucking Towel Head
1:09
6.
If You Don’t Like the Village People, You’re Fucking Gay
0:35
7.
Obviously Adopted
0:57
8.
Walker, Texas Corpse
1:33
9.
The Word Homophobic Is Gay
0:26
10.
You Converted to Judaism So a Guy Would Touch Your Dick
0:28
11.
Bonus Track #4 (live)
0:20
The Early Years 1988–1991
2000 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
47 Song Demo
8:48
2.
Side 1 of 88 Song EP
6:22
3.
Side 2 of 88 Song EP
6:41
4.
Live in Indiana, Feb. 20th 1989
6:08
5.
AC Stuff from Split EP with 7 Minutes of Nausea
6:04
6.
AC Stuff from Apocalyptic Convulsions 10″
2:48
7.
Side 1 of 5,643 Song EP
6:02
8.
Side 2 of 5,643 Song EP
6:01
9.
Side 1 of Another EP
5:38
10.
Side 2 of Another EP
6:03
11.
Outtakes from Another EP
1:43
12.
Live in Schwäbisch Hall, Germany, April 3rd 1990
6:59
13.
Live in Berlin, Germany, April 20rd 1990
1:53
It Just Gets Worse
1999 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It
0:43
2.
Eazy‐E Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
0:42
3.
I Like Drugs and Child Abuse
0:22
4.
Laughing While Lennard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison
0:41
5.
I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis
0:50
6.
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America’s Funniest Home Videos
0:34
7.
Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
0:40
8.
I Paid J. Howell to Rape You
1:44
9.
I Pushed Your Wife in Front of the Subway
0:46
10.
Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid of Us
0:29
11.
You Rollerblading Faggot
0:30
12.
I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You
0:29
13.
I Lit Your Baby on Fire
1:57
14.
Body by Auschwitz
1:02
15.
I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
0:30
16.
Sweatshops Are Cool
0:47
17.
Women: Nature’s Punching Bag
0:57
18.
I Snuck a Retard Into a Sperm Bank
0:29
19.
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
1:02
20.
I Ate Your Horse
0:50
21.
Hitler Was a Sensitive Man
0:49
22.
You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You’re a Cum Guzzling Fag
0:28
23.
I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die
0:53
24.
I Fucked Your Wife
0:40
25.
Into the Oven
1:42
26.
I Gave N.A.M.B.L.A. Pictures of Your Kid
0:52
27.
The Only Reason Men Talk to You Is They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
1:02
28.
I Made Fun of You Because Your Kid Just Died
0:28
29.
Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
0:42
30.
Dictators Are Cool
0:35
31.
Dead Beat Dads Are Cool
0:43
32.
I’m Really Excited About the Upcoming David Buskin Concert
0:45
33.
Being Ignorant Is Awesome
1:03
34.
You’re Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach
0:29
35.
Chris Barnes Is a Pussy
1:05
36.
Tim Is Gay
1:30
37.
BT/AC
0:40
38.
I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant
0:49
39.
I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women
0:58
Live in N.Y.C. / Live in L.A.
1999 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
July 10, 1995 WNYU New York City, NY
19:41
2.
February 25, 1998 KXLU Los Angeles, CA
7:18
3.
March 01, 1998 KUCI Irvine, CA
8:46
Picnic of Love
1998 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Picnic of Love
2:22
2.
I Respect Your Feelings as a Woman and a Human
2:04
3.
I Wanna Grow Old With You
2:51
4.
Saving Ourselves for Marriage
3:07
5.
Greed Is Something We Don’t Need
3:13
6.
I’m Not That Kind of Boy
2:38
7.
I Couldn’t Afford to Buy You a Present (So I Wrote You This Song)
3:27
8.
I’d Love to Have Your Daughter’s Hand in Marriage
1:51
9.
My Woman, My Lover, My Friend
3:29
10.
Waterfall Wishes
3:16
11.
In My Heart There’s a Star Named After You
3:26
I Like It When You Die
1997 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
0:41
2.
ValuJet
1:28
3.
You’ve Got No Friends
1:12
4.
You Keep a Diary
1:12
5.
You Own a Store
0:37
6.
You Got Date Raped
0:49
7.
Recycling Is Gay
0:36
8.
You’re a Cop
1:50
9.
You Can’t Shut Up
0:18
10.
You’ve Got Cancer
0:31
11.
We Just Disagree
0:32
12.
Hungry Hungry Hippos
0:18
13.
You Are an Interior Decorator
0:51
14.
Pottery’s Gay
0:39
15.
Rich Goyette Is Gay
0:53
16.
Branscombe Richmond
1:35
17.
You Live in Allston
0:53
18.
You Are a Food Critic
0:54
19.
Just the Two of Us
0:27
20.
Your Band’s in the Cut‐out Bin
1:10
21.
You’re Gay
0:37
22.
You Look Adopted
1:17
23.
Your Cousin Is George Lynch
0:10
24.
You Have Goals
0:22
25.
You Drive an IROC
0:55
26.
You Play on a Softball Team
0:58
27.
Because You’re Old
0:45
28.
You Sell Cologne
0:30
29.
Being a Cobbler Is Dumb
0:28
30.
You Live in a Houseboat
0:45
31.
Richard Butler
1:32
32.
311 Sucks
0:39
33.
Your Kid Is Deformed
0:40
34.
You Are an Orphan
1:06
35.
You’re Old (Fuck You)
0:12
36.
You Go to Art School
0:55
37.
Your Best Friend Is You
0:53
38.
You’re in a Coma
1:19
39.
Windchimes Are Gay
0:10
40.
No We Don’t Want to Do a Split Seven Inch with Your Stupid Fucking Band
0:28
41.
Rene Auberjonois
0:41
42.
The Internet Is Gay
0:25
43.
Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You
1:12
44.
Hootie and the Blowfish
0:38
45.
You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You’re Gay)
0:22
46.
Locking Drop Dead in McDonald’s
0:21
47.
Technology’s Gay
0:25
48.
Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
0:36
49.
I’m in Anal Cunt
0:20
50.
You (Fill in the Blank)
0:26
51.
Kyle from Incantation Has a Moustache
4:10
52.
Bonus Track #3
0:08
40 More Reasons to Hate Us
1996 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Face It. You’re a Metal Band
0:10
2.
Punching Joe Bonni’s Face In
0:20
3.
Kill Women
0:19
4.
Steroids Guy
0:31
5.
Everyone in Allston Should Be Killed
0:35
6.
I Noticed That You're Gay
0:50
7.
Dead, Gay, and Dropped
0:54
8.
You Look Divorced
0:42
9.
I Hope You Get Deported
0:57
10.
Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
0:23
11.
Trapped
1:20
12.
You’re a Fucking Cunt
1:11
13.
Phyllis Is an Old, Annoying Cunt
0:19
14.
Al Stankus Is Always on the Phone With His Bookie
0:46
15.
Bill Scott’s Dumb
0:42
16.
Harvey Korman Is Gay
0:10
17.
You Fucking Freak
0:49
18.
Theme From Three’s Company
0:35
19.
Jeanine Jizm Is a Freak
1:15
20.
Everyone in Anal Cunt Is Dumb
0:27
21.
I Just Saw the Gayest Guy on Earth
1:31
22.
Johnny Violent Getting His Ass Kicked by Morrisey
0:30
23.
Metamorphosis
0:11
24.
I’m Sick of You
1:03
25.
Howard Wulkan's Bald
0:08
26.
You’re a Trendy Fucking Pussy
0:38
27.
Tom Arnold
0:09
28.
I Got Athlete’s Foot Showering at Mike's
0:49
29.
Big Pants, Bigger Loser
1:07
30.
Marc Payson Is a Drunk
0:45
31.
Your Family Is Dumb
0:28
32.
Furnace
0:10
33.
You’re Dumb
0:55
34.
Van Full of Retards
0:25
35.
Deche Charge Are a Bunch of Fucking Losers
0:27
36.
Everyone in the Underground Music Scene Is Stupid
0:29
37.
Dumb, Fat, & Gross
0:20
38.
I’m Not Stubborn
1:25
39.
Mike Mahan’s Sty
0:10
40.
02657
0:32
41.
Gloves of Metal
4:29
42.
Bonus Track
0:08
Top 40 Hits
1995 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Some Hits
1:18
2.
Some More Hits
0:45
3.
Pepe, the Gay Waiter
0:38
4.
Even More Hits
0:49
5.
M.J.C.
1:27
6.
Flower Shop Guy
0:51
7.
Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal Band
0:48
8.
Lenny’s in My Neighborhood
0:39
9.
Stayin’ Alive (Oi! version)
1:23
10.
Benchpressing Effects on Kevin Sharp’s Vocals
0:37
11.
Josue
0:10
12.
Delicious Face Style
2:00
13.
#19 to Go
0:16
14.
“Stealing Seth’s Ideas” the New Book by Jon Chang
1:05
15.
Morbid Dead Guy
1:00
16.
Believe in the King
0:57
17.
Don’t Call Japanese Hardcore Jap Core
0:35
18.
Shut Up Mike, Part 2
0:32
19.
Hey, Aren’t You Gary Spivey?
0:43
20.
Breastfeeding Jim J. Bullock’s Toenail Collection
4:49
21.
Fore Play With a Tree Shredder
0:50
22.
2 Down 5 to Go
0:30
23.
I Liked Earache Better When Dig Answered the Phone
0:28
24.
Brain Dead
1:34
25.
Newest H.C. Song #3
0:25
26.
The Sultry Ways of Steve Berger
0:51
27.
Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
0:59
28.
Lives Ruined by Music
2:12
29.
Still a Freshman After All These Years
0:47
30.
I’m Still Standing
0:10
31.
Art Fag
0:48
32.
John
0:37
33.
Newest H.C. Song #4
0:15
34.
Song #9 (instrumental)
1:33
35.
Cleft Palate
0:17
36.
Theme From the A‐Team
0:45
37.
Old Lady Across the Hall With No Life
1:05
38.
Shut Up Paul
0:23
39.
Lazy Eye (Once a Hank, Always a Hank)
1:03
40.
American Woman
2:04
Everyone Should Be Killed
1994 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Some Songs
0:37
2.
Some More Songs
0:49
3.
Blur Including New H.C. Song
1:16
4.
Even More Songs
0:34
5.
Tim
0:41
6.
Judge
0:43
7.
Spin Cycle
0:29
8.
Song #8
2:09
9.
Pavorotti
0:52
10.
Unbelievable
0:42
11.
Music Sucks
0:25
12.
Newest H.C. Song #1
0:13
13.
Chiffron and Chips
0:49
14.
Guy Smiley
0:59
15.
Seth
0:52
16.
“I’m Not Allowed to Like A.C. Any More Since They Signed to Earache”
1:21
17.
A. Ex. A Blur
0:41
18.
G.M.O.T.R.
0:51
19.
I’m Wicked Underground
0:34
20.
Blur Including G
1:02
21.
Shut Up Mike
0:19
22.
Abomination of Unnecessarily Augmented Composition Monickers
0:49
23.
Radio Hit
1:04
24.
Loser
0:55
25.
When I Think of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think of Nirvana and the Melvins
1:31
26.
Eddy Grant
0:47
27.
MTV Is My Source for New Music
1:05
28.
Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid
0:33
29.
Having to Make Up Song Titles Sucks
1:03
30.
“Well You Know, Mean Gene…”
0:51
31.
Song #5
5:36
32.
Iron Funeral
2:00
33.
Chapel of Gristle
0:48
34.
Hellbent for Leatherman
0:43
35.
Alcoholic
2:43
36.
Chump Change
0:30
37.
Slow Song From Split 7″
1:40
38.
Les Binks’ Hairstyle
0:57
39.
Newest H.C. Song #2
0:19
40.
Greatful Dead
1:20
41.
Aging Disgracefully
1:06
42.
Brutally Morbid Axe of Satan
0:20
43.
Surfer
0:59
44.
You Must Be Wicked Underground If You Own This
1:05
45.
Choke Edge
1:06
46.
Otis Sistrunk
0:37
47.
Russty Knoife
0:37
48.
Fred Bash
0:12
49.
Guess Which 10 of These Are Actual Song Titles
0:46
50.
Our Band Is Wicked Sick (We Have the Flu)
0:32
51.
Guy Le Fleur
1:39
52.
Song #3
1:04
53.
Empire Sandwich Shop
0:33
54.
Morrisey
0:41
55.
Selling Out by Having Song Titles on His Album
0:38
56.
Grindcore Is Very Terrifying
0:29
57.
Song #6
2:53
58.
Guy Lombardo
0:42
Old Stuff, Part 2
1994 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
A.C. Stuff From Split EP W/Meatshits
6:26
2.
A.C. Stuff From Split EP W/Psycho
6:02
3.
A.C. Stuff From Master of Noise Compillation LP
6:15
4.
Unplugged - Side One
6:57
5.
Unplugged - Side Two
8:42
6.
Live - Side One
7:30
7.
Live - Side Two
7:59
The Master of Noise
1992 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
Labelisation
--:--
2.
Pulverised
--:--
3.
Fake Friend
--:--
4.
Splattered Brains
--:--
5.
C(o)untless Songs!
--:--
6.
[untitled]
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24.
Countless Songs Too!
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Greatest Hits, Volume One
1991 // FULL-LENGTH
1.
47 Song Demo
8:51
2.
Side One of 88 Song E.P.
6:26
3.
Side Two of 88 Song E.P.
6:49
4.
Live in Indiana, Feb. 20th 1989
6:12
5.
Split 7" With 7 M.O.N.
6:11
6.
Stuff for Axction Comp.
2:52
7.
Side One of 5643 Song E.P.
6:05
8.
Side Two of 5643 Song E.P.
6:05
9.
Out Takes of 5643 Song E.P.
6:20
10.
Side One of Another E.P.
5:43
11.
Side Two of Another E.P.
6:00
12.
Live in Germany, April 3rd, 1990 (Schwäbisch Hall)
7:02
13.
Live in Germany, April 20th, 1990 (Berlin)
1:51