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It Just Gets Worse

1999 // FULL-LENGTH
1. I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It 0:43 2. Eazy‐E Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury 0:42 3. I Like Drugs and Child Abuse 0:22 4. Laughing While Lennard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison 0:41 5. I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis 0:50 6. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America’s Funniest Home Videos 0:34 7. Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too) 0:40 8. I Paid J. Howell to Rape You 1:44 9. I Pushed Your Wife in Front of the Subway 0:46 10. Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid of Us 0:29 11. You Rollerblading Faggot 0:30 12. I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You 0:29 13. I Lit Your Baby on Fire 1:57 14. Body by Auschwitz 1:02 15. I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog 0:30 16. Sweatshops Are Cool 0:47 17. Women: Nature’s Punching Bag 0:57 18. I Snuck a Retard Into a Sperm Bank 0:29 19. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck 1:02 20. I Ate Your Horse 0:50 21. Hitler Was a Sensitive Man 0:49 22. You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You’re a Cum Guzzling Fag 0:28 23. I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die 0:53 24. I Fucked Your Wife 0:40 25. Into the Oven 1:42 26. I Gave N.A.M.B.L.A. Pictures of Your Kid 0:52 27. The Only Reason Men Talk to You Is They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt 1:02 28. I Made Fun of You Because Your Kid Just Died 0:28 29. Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny 0:42 30. Dictators Are Cool 0:35 31. Dead Beat Dads Are Cool 0:43 32. I’m Really Excited About the Upcoming David Buskin Concert 0:45 33. Being Ignorant Is Awesome 1:03 34. You’re Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach 0:29 35. Chris Barnes Is a Pussy 1:05 36. Tim Is Gay 1:30 37. BT/AC 0:40 38. I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant 0:49 39. I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women 0:58
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I Like It When You Die

1997 // FULL-LENGTH
1. Jack Kevorkian Is Cool 0:41 2. ValuJet 1:28 3. You’ve Got No Friends 1:12 4. You Keep a Diary 1:12 5. You Own a Store 0:37 6. You Got Date Raped 0:49 7. Recycling Is Gay 0:36 8. You’re a Cop 1:50 9. You Can’t Shut Up 0:18 10. You’ve Got Cancer 0:31 11. We Just Disagree 0:32 12. Hungry Hungry Hippos 0:18 13. You Are an Interior Decorator 0:51 14. Pottery’s Gay 0:39 15. Rich Goyette Is Gay 0:53 16. Branscombe Richmond 1:35 17. You Live in Allston 0:53 18. You Are a Food Critic 0:54 19. Just the Two of Us 0:27 20. Your Band’s in the Cut‐out Bin 1:10 21. You’re Gay 0:37 22. You Look Adopted 1:17 23. Your Cousin Is George Lynch 0:10 24. You Have Goals 0:22 25. You Drive an IROC 0:55 26. You Play on a Softball Team 0:58 27. Because You’re Old 0:45 28. You Sell Cologne 0:30 29. Being a Cobbler Is Dumb 0:28 30. You Live in a Houseboat 0:45 31. Richard Butler 1:32 32. 311 Sucks 0:39 33. Your Kid Is Deformed 0:40 34. You Are an Orphan 1:06 35. You’re Old (Fuck You) 0:12 36. You Go to Art School 0:55 37. Your Best Friend Is You 0:53 38. You’re in a Coma 1:19 39. Windchimes Are Gay 0:10 40. No We Don’t Want to Do a Split Seven Inch with Your Stupid Fucking Band 0:28 41. Rene Auberjonois 0:41 42. The Internet Is Gay 0:25 43. Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You 1:12 44. Hootie and the Blowfish 0:38 45. You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You’re Gay) 0:22 46. Locking Drop Dead in McDonald’s 0:21 47. Technology’s Gay 0:25 48. Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp 0:36 49. I’m in Anal Cunt 0:20 50. You (Fill in the Blank) 0:26 51. Kyle from Incantation Has a Moustache 4:10 52. Bonus Track #3 0:08
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Everyone Should Be Killed

1994 // FULL-LENGTH
1. Some Songs 0:37 2. Some More Songs 0:49 3. Blur Including New H.C. Song 1:16 4. Even More Songs 0:34 5. Tim 0:41 6. Judge 0:43 7. Spin Cycle 0:29 8. Song #8 2:09 9. Pavorotti 0:52 10. Unbelievable 0:42 11. Music Sucks 0:25 12. Newest H.C. Song #1 0:13 13. Chiffron and Chips 0:49 14. Guy Smiley 0:59 15. Seth 0:52 16. “I’m Not Allowed to Like A.C. Any More Since They Signed to Earache” 1:21 17. A. Ex. A Blur 0:41 18. G.M.O.T.R. 0:51 19. I’m Wicked Underground 0:34 20. Blur Including G 1:02 21. Shut Up Mike 0:19 22. Abomination of Unnecessarily Augmented Composition Monickers 0:49 23. Radio Hit 1:04 24. Loser 0:55 25. When I Think of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think of Nirvana and the Melvins 1:31 26. Eddy Grant 0:47 27. MTV Is My Source for New Music 1:05 28. Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid 0:33 29. Having to Make Up Song Titles Sucks 1:03 30. “Well You Know, Mean Gene…” 0:51 31. Song #5 5:36 32. Iron Funeral 2:00 33. Chapel of Gristle 0:48 34. Hellbent for Leatherman 0:43 35. Alcoholic 2:43 36. Chump Change 0:30 37. Slow Song From Split 7″ 1:40 38. Les Binks’ Hairstyle 0:57 39. Newest H.C. Song #2 0:19 40. Greatful Dead 1:20 41. Aging Disgracefully 1:06 42. Brutally Morbid Axe of Satan 0:20 43. Surfer 0:59 44. You Must Be Wicked Underground If You Own This 1:05 45. Choke Edge 1:06 46. Otis Sistrunk 0:37 47. Russty Knoife 0:37 48. Fred Bash 0:12 49. Guess Which 10 of These Are Actual Song Titles 0:46 50. Our Band Is Wicked Sick (We Have the Flu) 0:32 51. Guy Le Fleur 1:39 52. Song #3 1:04 53. Empire Sandwich Shop 0:33 54. Morrisey 0:41 55. Selling Out by Having Song Titles on His Album 0:38 56. Grindcore Is Very Terrifying 0:29 57. Song #6 2:53 58. Guy Lombardo 0:42