Official album cover artwork for Squadilah, We Are Off! by Unicorn Hole

Unicorn Hole

Squadilah, We Are Off!

RELEASED: January 01, 2009
TYPE: FULL LENGTH
1. Squadilah, We Are Off! 0:30 2. If You're Listening to This Song on an I-Pod, Get a Zune 0:30 3. If You're Listening to This Song on a Disk, Throw It in the Microwave for Some Extra Fun 0:30 4. If You're Listening to This Song at All, What the Hell Is Your Problem? 0:30 5. It's 10:07 and It Smells Like Piss 0:30 6. So They Found a Cure for Herpes, It's Called Stop Being a Filthy Whore 0:30 7. This Song Is About as Long as My Penis 0:30 8. Throw Some Brees on It 0:30 9. Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B a Start 0:31 10. Now You Know What Sex With a Gopher Sounds Like 0:30 11. If the Lyrics to This Song Are on the Back of the Metriod Prime Box, It's a Coincidence, I Swear 0:30 12. I Hope All My Victim's Bodies Are Biodegradable Because Littering Is Bad 0:30 13. Pink Robot Dinosaur Penguin Toaster (You're Gay) 0:30 14. A 10-And-A-Half Year Old Trapped in an 11-Year-Old's Body 0:30 15. It's Not Like This Song Deserves a Name Anyway 0:30 16. I'd Tap That (And by "That" I Mean the First Guitar Riff in This Song) 0:30 17. It Ain't Over Till I Say It's Over... Okay It's Over 0:30 18. Does This Rag Smell Like Cloroform to You? 0:30 19. 3 Million BC the Wheel 1928 Sliced Bread 1998 the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, Bitch 0:30 20. Warning: This Song May Contain Peanuts 0:30 21. Because You're a Booger Eating Poopie Pants That's Why 0:30 22. Pies de Los Muertos (The Sad, Sad Tale of Meat Feet) 0:30 23. I Was Going to Think of a Funny Song Title but Then I Uh... Didn't 0:30 24. The Inner Workings of a Phallic Extrusion 0:30 25. For the Love of All That Is Holy Please Discipline Your Children and by Discipline I Mean Abuse 0:30 26. Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo 0:30 27. I Like My Women Like I Like My Slinkies: Tumbling Down a Staircase 0:30 28. 300 Beats Per Minute, and to the Groin Mostly 0:30 29. Another Song on This (CD) 0:30 30. To Really Enjoy This Song Turn the Volume Down All the Way and Imagine Something Nice 0:30 31. Customers Who Purchase Andy Milonakis Season One May Also Like a Cucumber and Some Ass Lube 0:30 32. I Seem to Have Lost My Number, Will You Have Sex With Me? 0:30 33. Blast This Shit in a Parking Lot for Instant Glorification 0:30 34. Degrading Women Is No Joke. Haha, Get It? 0:30 35. It's Sad When This Isn't the Longest Song Title on The (CD) 0:30 36. Step One: Accepting Defeat 0:30 37. If I Had a Dollar for Every Time You Said Something Stupid I'd Buy a Gun and Stab You With Bullets 0:30 38. Where There's Smoke... They Pinch Back 0:30 39. Attack of Pentagrandma and Grimpa 0:30 40. Albert Wesker Needs to Sit in the Naughty Stool and Think About What He's Done 0:30 41. My Favorite Book as a Child Was Always Clifford Gets Neutered 0:30 42. Writing This Shit Is a Lot Easier Than Writing, Say, Music 0:30 43. This Song Title Isn't Funny, but It's Very True 0:30 44. Help, I've Fallen and I'm Old as Balls 0:30 45. If You Fap to the Tempo of This Song Chances Are You Won't Live to Tell About It 0:30 46. Enter Stage Left: The Whole World Explodes 0:30 47. Don't Talk Shit About Total 0:30 48. I Use a Drum Machine and Marco Pitruzzella Is Still Faster 0:30 49. Or What, You'll Put Your Balls on My Drum Machine? 0:30 50. Sadistic Vaginal Grinding Corpse Molesting Morbid Cannibalistic Gory Regurgitated Genital Bloodbath 0:30 51. The Following Song Title Is a False Statement 0:30 52. The Previous Song Title Is a True Statement 0:30 53. The Question Is, Do You See the Beauty in Them? 0:30 54. I'm Pretty Sure I Could Get Double-Sued for This Song 0:30 55. They're Making Me Ride the Greased-Up Moose as I Type This 0:30 56. Track Number 56 Colon Music Audio for Compact (Disk) 0:30 57. There Are Two Kinds of Guys in This World: 0:30 58. There Are Those Who Like Beef Jerkey and Dragon Ball Z 0:30 59. And There Are Those Who Like Dicks in Their Asses 0:30 60. Like a Rockem Sockem Robot That Lost 0:31 61. I Think This Song Would Be More Sensitive If It Were About the Holocaust 0:30 62. Unicorn Hole Would Like to Thank and Simultaneously Apologize To 0:31