Songs Unsung Round 3 2023 // EP 1. Empty Space 3:35 2. Or Be Killed 3:26 3. Dragaux MG 3:33 4. Kremling Karnival 3:06 5. Time Forgot 5:18
Multiplayer 2023 // EP 1. Multiplayer 1:33 2. Boko Boys 3:35 3. Feelin Froggy 3:24 4. PK Rockin 4:32 5. Unwahnted 3:59 6. Mario Party Foul 4:43 7. Goodnight 2:34
The Return of the Revenge of Unicorn Hole (The Sequel) 2021 // FULL-LENGTH 1. The Return of the Revenge of Unicorn Hole (The Sequel) 3:33 2. Truth Is, You'll Likely Jizz a Brick When It's Real 1:36 3. Today? More Like "Too Gay" Am I Right? 2:24 4. Midi Instrument Number Seventy Nine of Time 3:24 5. Let Us Never Forget the Grey Jinjo Family 3:07 6. I Got 718 Problems but Your Mom Ain't One 3:02 7. It's Time We Face (Book) The Truth 2:34 8. A Thorough and Objective Summary of Ken Ham's Thesis 0:01 9. I Can Has Shitty Midi Bout Little Kitty Kitties Now? 2:48 10. Boys Play No Scope, Men Play No Warp Pipes 3:38 11. And Pillowy Mounds of Mashed Dicks 1:55 12. Some Shit I Better Talk While I Still Can 3:07 13. Tumbleweed and Testosterone Theme 3:04 14. Thirteen Twelve Double Oh Seven Forty One 2:46 15. The Best Part of the CD: The Part Where It Stops Happening 3:09
Froggy Chair EP 2020 // EP 1. 11 AM 0:28 2. Feelin' Froggy 2:00 3. Nook 'n' Go Get My Bells (Feat. K.K. Slider) 1:22 4. New Neighbors 1:44 5. 3 PM 0:39 6. But What if We Kissed on the Froggy Chair? 1:40 7. Brutus the Bulldog Comes to Town 2:31 8. Cat Villager 2:59 9. 8 PM 0:41 10. K.K. Beatdown 0:58
Legend of the Light Gem 2017 // FULL-LENGTH 1. Which Witch Won? 4:01 2. Legend of the Light Gem 3:35 3. Another Adventure 4:05 4. Silver the Sinister 3:10 5. Discord Explored 3:18 6. The Sandstorm Sudden 3:10 7. A Confounding Find 3:09 8. Rematch / Dispatch 3:03 9. The King's Right Hand 2:41 10. Ghael the Grey 4:43
Some Songs 2014 // EP 1. Fables from the book of faces chapter one 1:00 2. Don't worry andrew, steev mike is me too 1:00 3. Sony chicken strips from zambia 1:00 4. Fables from the book of faces chapter two 1:00 5. All is one, and one is a cheeseburger basket 1:00 6. Mentioning the unmentionables of a Disney princess spoof 0:59 7. Fables from the book of faces chapter three 1:00 8. You could have a leg in one hand and a brerb in the other 3:00
Midi Instrument Number Seventy-Nine of Time 2009 // EP 1. Overworld --:-- 2. Lost Woods --:-- 3. Song of Storms --:-- 4. Nocturne of Shadow --:-- 5. Bolero of Fire --:-- 6. Gerudo Valley --:-- 7. Ocarina of Time --:--
Squadilah, We Are Off! 2009 // FULL-LENGTH 1. Squadilah, We Are Off! 0:30 2. If You're Listening to This Song on an I-Pod, Get a Zune 0:30 3. If You're Listening to This Song on a Disk, Throw It in the Microwave for Some Extra Fun 0:30 4. If You're Listening to This Song at All, What the Hell Is Your Problem? 0:30 5. It's 10:07 and It Smells Like Piss 0:30 6. So They Found a Cure for Herpes, It's Called Stop Being a Filthy Whore 0:30 7. This Song Is About as Long as My Penis 0:30 8. Throw Some Brees on It 0:30 9. Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B a Start 0:31 10. Now You Know What Sex With a Gopher Sounds Like 0:30 11. If the Lyrics to This Song Are on the Back of the Metriod Prime Box, It's a Coincidence, I Swear 0:30 12. I Hope All My Victim's Bodies Are Biodegradable Because Littering Is Bad 0:30 13. Pink Robot Dinosaur Penguin Toaster (You're Gay) 0:30 14. A 10-And-A-Half Year Old Trapped in an 11-Year-Old's Body 0:30 15. It's Not Like This Song Deserves a Name Anyway 0:30 16. I'd Tap That (And by "That" I Mean the First Guitar Riff in This Song) 0:30 17. It Ain't Over Till I Say It's Over... Okay It's Over 0:30 18. Does This Rag Smell Like Cloroform to You? 0:30 19. 3 Million BC the Wheel 1928 Sliced Bread 1998 the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, Bitch 0:30 20. Warning: This Song May Contain Peanuts 0:30 21. Because You're a Booger Eating Poopie Pants That's Why 0:30 22. Pies de Los Muertos (The Sad, Sad Tale of Meat Feet) 0:30 23. I Was Going to Think of a Funny Song Title but Then I Uh... Didn't 0:30 24. The Inner Workings of a Phallic Extrusion 0:30 25. For the Love of All That Is Holy Please Discipline Your Children and by Discipline I Mean Abuse 0:30 26. Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo 0:30 27. I Like My Women Like I Like My Slinkies: Tumbling Down a Staircase 0:30 28. 300 Beats Per Minute, and to the Groin Mostly 0:30 29. Another Song on This (CD) 0:30 30. To Really Enjoy This Song Turn the Volume Down All the Way and Imagine Something Nice 0:30 31. Customers Who Purchase Andy Milonakis Season One May Also Like a Cucumber and Some Ass Lube 0:30 32. I Seem to Have Lost My Number, Will You Have Sex With Me? 0:30 33. Blast This Shit in a Parking Lot for Instant Glorification 0:30 34. Degrading Women Is No Joke. Haha, Get It? 0:30 35. It's Sad When This Isn't the Longest Song Title on The (CD) 0:30 36. Step One: Accepting Defeat 0:30 37. If I Had a Dollar for Every Time You Said Something Stupid I'd Buy a Gun and Stab You With Bullets 0:30 38. Where There's Smoke... They Pinch Back 0:30 39. Attack of Pentagrandma and Grimpa 0:30 40. Albert Wesker Needs to Sit in the Naughty Stool and Think About What He's Done 0:30 41. My Favorite Book as a Child Was Always Clifford Gets Neutered 0:30 42. Writing This Shit Is a Lot Easier Than Writing, Say, Music 0:30 43. This Song Title Isn't Funny, but It's Very True 0:30 44. Help, I've Fallen and I'm Old as Balls 0:30 45. If You Fap to the Tempo of This Song Chances Are You Won't Live to Tell About It 0:30 46. Enter Stage Left: The Whole World Explodes 0:30 47. Don't Talk Shit About Total 0:30 48. I Use a Drum Machine and Marco Pitruzzella Is Still Faster 0:30 49. Or What, You'll Put Your Balls on My Drum Machine? 0:30 50. Sadistic Vaginal Grinding Corpse Molesting Morbid Cannibalistic Gory Regurgitated Genital Bloodbath 0:30 51. The Following Song Title Is a False Statement 0:30 52. The Previous Song Title Is a True Statement 0:30 53. The Question Is, Do You See the Beauty in Them? 0:30 54. I'm Pretty Sure I Could Get Double-Sued for This Song 0:30 55. They're Making Me Ride the Greased-Up Moose as I Type This 0:30 56. Track Number 56 Colon Music Audio for Compact (Disk) 0:30 57. There Are Two Kinds of Guys in This World: 0:30 58. There Are Those Who Like Beef Jerkey and Dragon Ball Z 0:30 59. And There Are Those Who Like Dicks in Their Asses 0:30 60. Like a Rockem Sockem Robot That Lost 0:31 61. I Think This Song Would Be More Sensitive If It Were About the Holocaust 0:30 62. Unicorn Hole Would Like to Thank and Simultaneously Apologize To 0:31
A Very, Very Manditarily Merry Umas 2008 // EP 1. A Very, Very Manditarily Merry Umas to You All --:-- 2. We Wish You a Merry Christmas (And By a Merry Christmas I Mean Would Stop Singing) --:-- 3. Because Satan’s Dreaming of a Blackened Christmas This Year --:-- 4. Christmas Isn’t About Family, It’s About You Buying Me Shit --:-- 5. Can You Find the Hidden Vocals in This Song (Hint They Don’t Exist) --:-- 6. Santa Is Coming (Hide the Children Before It’s Too Late) --:-- 7. The North Pole Never Had a Civil Rights Movement --:-- 8. Kids These Days Would Punch a Nun for Just a Handfull of Crack --:--
Twenty Pieces O' Shit From Twenty O' Seven 2007 // FULL-LENGTH 1. 13 Million BC the Wheel 1928 Sliced Bread 1998 the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, Bitch 0:31 2. Because You're a Booger Eating Poopie Pants That's Why 0:29 3. For the Love of All That Is Holy Please Discipline Your Children and by Discipline I Mean Kill 0:26 4. I Hope All My Victims' Bodies Are Biodegradable Because Littering Is Bad 0:26 5. I Was Going to Think of a Funny Song Title but Then I Uh... Didn't 0:25 6. If You Think I Got the Lyrics to This Song From the Back of the Metroid Prime Box You Are... 0:27 7. It Ain't Over Till I Say It's Over... Okay It's Over 0:27 8. It's 10:07 and It Smells Like Piss 0:25 9. It's Not Like This Song Deserves a Name Anyway 0:27 10. Now You Know What Sex With a Gopher Sounds Like 0:24 11. Pies de Los Muertos (The Sad, Sad Tale of Meat Feet) 0:24 12. Pink Robot Dinosaur Penguin Toaster (You're Gay) 0:28 13. Silly Rabbit Trix Are for Kids and If You Touch Them Again I Swear to God I Will Fucking End You 0:29 14. So They Found a Cure for Herpes, It's Called Stop Being a Filthy Whore 0:26 15. The Children's Souls Are in the Grass 0:30 16. This Song Is About as Long as My Penis 0:30 17. Throw Some Brees on It 0:30 18. To Really Enjoy This Song Turn the Volume All the Way Down and Imagine Something Nice 0:25 19. Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B a Start 0:28 20. Warning: This Song May Contain Peanuts 0:27